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David Banner has said plenty of wild things in the past. However, this week, he’s adding to his diverse set of claims with a particularly hilarious one.
What Did David Banner Say?
On Instagram, Banner told his followers some interesting details about his cleaning lady.
“I know y’all going to laugh at me, but it’s the truth, and it’s just the kind of man that I am now,” he said. “Let me be really honest with y’all. My cleaning lady so muthaf***** fine. I get out the muthaf*****’ house every time she come and clean…I ain’t going to be up in that muthaf***** with her by myself, and it’s not because of my weakness or nothing like that. But ain’t nobody ever gonna say nothing about me, uh-uh. I get the f*** out of there.”
Banner then changed his tune, positing a conspiracy theory.
“Sometimes I think she [a] fed. I [ain’t] even bulls******’ y’all,” he jested. “I’ll be thinking my cleaning lady is a federal f***** agent. F*** that s***. I’m out this b****. You ain’t about to get me caught up … Y’all think I’m joking. I’m rushing out the house now. I ain’t even wash my a**. … Plus, I ain’t going to be in there washing my a**. And she in there, too. Nope. She might be the weak one.”
Banner gave his reasoning, connecting it to a fellow boss’s major scandal.
“I’m too blessed to get caught up. They ain’t gonna Arnold Schwarzenegger my ass, f*** that,” he said, referencing the actor’s highly-publicized affair with his housekeeper Mildred Baena back in 2011.
“They’re not gonna Arnold Schwarzenegger my a**.”
— The Art Of Dialogue (@ArtOfDialogue_) June 15, 2026
David Banner reveals he believes his cleaning lady is a federal agent and says he leaves his house every time his cleaning lady comes over.
(🎥 David Banner/IG) pic.twitter.com/yRRqHxknOr
How Did According2HipHop Readers React?
The comment section on our post lit up, with many commenters making jokes at David Banner’s expense.
“Here’s a thought…..hire a new one,” Eric Seibles-Matthews commented.
“This is that kind of talk that lands you in a padded room with grippy socks,” Katrina Young commented.
“Bro probably be there paranoid and she just cleaning and confused,” Reggie Regg commented.
“OH SNAP HERE HE GO , BOUT TO GO CRAZY NOW ITS BEEN AWHILE THAT CRAZY CARD BOUT TO EXPIRE,” KC Dat Way commented.
From audience opinion, it seems like readers think David Banner is tripping.
